relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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Notice the people who are happy for your happiness, and sad for your sadness. They’re the ones who deserve special places in your heart.
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king-satan-senpai:

lifehackable:

Stretches that improve different aspects of your body.

i hate lower pain pain. bless this.

do not tell her you love her if you are not ready for her to call you at 3 AM freaking out.
do not tell her you love her if you cannot handle her father or mother.
do not tell her you love her if you cannot love her at her worse.
do not tell her you love her if you only crave for her curves, not her mind.
do not tell her you love her if you cannot deal with her mood swings.
do not tell her you love her just to have sex.

do not tell her you love her. Krystal Gonzalez  (via memoriesrecollected)

clavid:

HAVING A CRUSH SUCKS LIKE I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A KITCHEN APPLIANCE


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tyleroakley:

emmilions:

MERYL STREEP READING AN OATMEAL RECIPE “SEXILY” AND A TRAFFIC REPORT WHILE “GIVING LABOR” IS LITERALLY ALL IVE WANTED FROM LIFE AND I DIDNT EVEN KNOW IT UNTIL ELLEN DEGENERES MADE HER DO IT THANK GOD

SHE CAN DO ANYTHING THIS IS NO EXAGGERATION.

We are dying from overthinking. We are slowly killing ourselves by thinking about everything. Think. Think. Think. You can never trust the human mind anyway. It’s a death trap.
Anthony Hopkins (via bohemianspirit)

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